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Monday, August 12, 2013

Are we reading this right?

Swedish swimmers warned to protect private parts after discovery of notorious exotic fish

Pacu, with teeth designed to crush nuts and fruit, is source of the caution


http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/male-swimmers-in-swedish-waterway-warned-to-protect-private-parts-after-discovery-of-dangerous-exotic-fish/



The article reads:

"Pacus, which are native to South America, are related to piranhas, which have sharper teeth and are notorious for how quickly then can remove flesh from the bones of their prey.
But pacus, which possess teeth that are almost molar-like and are designed for crushing nuts and fruit, boast a reputation for attacking the most sensitive area on the male human body.
Thus, the Natural History Museum of Denmark has issued a warning: “Keep your swimwear on if you’re in bathing in the Sound these days.”

Should they really have put "teeth designed to crush nuts" in a headline about a fish that attacks male anatomy?

I wonder if Pacus would be more useful at Christmas time than these:




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