Protest the Exploitation of the "Wolf Boy"!!! We have become informed of an attempt by Virginia entertainer Thomas Selbit to exploit the suffering of a Romanian-American citizen for entertainment purposes. Bela Lonescu suffers lycanthropia, and it is Selbit's intent to showcase Lonescu as the "Wolf Boy" in the revival of his grandfather's depraved carnival. Go to www.seesomethingwicked.com to protest the suffering of this gentle creature.

Monday, July 22, 2013

India declares Dolphins are "Non-Human Persons"

India has declared Dolphins "non-human persons". We are wondering if the dolphins take that as an insult or compliment.

My hope for the next"non-human" person candidacy is the cephalopod. There is a reason Cthulu has the head of an octopus. They are smart SOBs. I recall reading about an octopus that escaped from its tank to eat fish in nearby tanks. Here's one escaping through a 1" diameter hole:





Either we grant them "non human person" status, or they'll just claim it for themselves!


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